Random Question:  Who the fuck is throwing grenades at this bitch?  And shooting at her and shit?  Why does Bruno Mars have to give his life for her?  Da fuck. 

Kidding.  I know it’s a hypothetical thing.  But ladies, just my opinion, if some dude is throwing grenades and shit and trying to kill you, odds are he’s not gonna give up.  So me giving my life will not help in any way.  So fuck that, I am not jumping on a grenade for you.  And even if you were “the one”, then I’d be dead and how would that help anything?  What a dumbass song.